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An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealandwalks into a  small town and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.  
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> Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mate. Mind if I  speak to  him?"

 New Zealander: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
 Ventriloquist: "Hey dog, how's it going old mate?"
 Dog: "Doin' alright."
 New Zealander: (extreme look of shock)
 Ventriloquist: "Is this Kiwi your owner?", pointing at New  Zealander
 Dog: "Yep"
 Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
 Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food,  and
takes me to the lake once a week to play."
 New Zealander: (look of disbelief)
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 Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
 New Zealander: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think."
> Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
 Horse: "Cool."
 New Zealander: (extreme look of shock)
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 Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at New Zealander)
 Horse: "Yep"
 Ventriloquist: "How's he treat you?"
 Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
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 New Zealander: (total look of amazement)
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 Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
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 New Zealander: "The sheep's a liar.

LMAO !!! ;D