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Off Topic => Jokes => Topic started by: dguy on February 16, 2004, 01:21:34 pm



Title: Electrical Theory
Post by: dguy on February 16, 2004, 01:21:34 pm
Light bulbs do not emit light.  Really.

In reality, they suck up the dark.


Ever notice how black a burned-out light bulb looks?  That means it's full of dark and needs to be replaced with an empty one.  Further, when a bulb is nearly "full", it may flicker.  If you tap it, and knock some of the dark out, it has room for more and thus will "light up" again!


Title: Re:Electrical Theory
Post by: a.k.a on February 20, 2004, 01:36:58 pm
Light bulbs do not emit light.  Really.

In reality, they suck up the dark.


Ever notice how black a burned-out light bulb looks?  That means it's full of dark and needs to be replaced with an empty one.  Further, when a bulb is nearly "full", it may flicker.  If you tap it, and knock some of the dark out, it has room for more and thus will "light up" again!


good friday afternoon chuckle  :D


Title: Re:Electrical Theory
Post by: GSXRBOBBY on February 29, 2004, 01:51:47 am
As far as detailed info. goes your not really far off  :o
Hot or cold, heat is fiction. So therefor, removing the cold should really be adding warm or hot air or atoms!  ;D


Title: Re:Electrical Theory
Post by: GSXRBOBBY on February 29, 2004, 01:53:16 am
But whats happens when you drop and brake a bulb?