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Off Topic => Jokes => Topic started by: fiero308 on July 13, 2004, 11:31:15 am



Title: well I guess it WOULDN'T be a .... "soft" drink.. LOL
Post by: fiero308 on July 13, 2004, 11:31:15 am
Subject: Pfizer announces new soft drink

 Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.  Pepsi will market the new concoction using the name of: "MOUNT & DO".  It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one!   Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft drink".  It gives new  meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good  old-fashioned "stiff drink".