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Title: jokes jokes Post by: Boy-z on October 28, 2002, 01:50:55 pm Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked,"Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be sayin' a mass for the poor creature?
Father Patric replied, "I'm afraid not,we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new denomination down the lane, and there's no telling what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature. Muldoon said "I'll go right away, Father. Do ya' think $5.000 is enough for the service? Father Patrick exclaimed, Sweet Mary! Why didn't ya' tell me the dog was Catholic. |