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Title: Joke Post by: Kevin on October 30, 2002, 11:17:09 am SCIENTISTS have unveiled the world's funniest joke today at the end of the largest study of humour ever.
Here it is in all it's glory: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls 911. He gasps: "My friend is dead!, What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what? |