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Title: Lucas Electric Secret Additive
Post by: Gizmo on December 15, 2007, 01:23:58 am
(http://www3.telus.net/bc_triumph_registry/images/Smokekit2.jpg)

http://www3.telus.net/bc_triumph_registry/smoke.htm (http://www3.telus.net/bc_triumph_registry/smoke.htm)


Title: Re: Lucas Electric Secret Additive
Post by: Madscanner on November 02, 2009, 06:23:28 am
Another fine produce from the Prince of Darkness...  ;D


Title: Re: Lucas Electric Secret Additive
Post by: Gizmo on April 25, 2010, 10:26:30 pm
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Also see the Lucas 3 position light switch: Off, Dim and Flicker. The shop I now work at works on Rolls Royces and Bentleys exclusively. You all really have no idea about the needlessly complex stuff that goes into these cars.

How about brakes that only work while the car is moving? Check.

No connectors for an entire interior wiring harness? Check.

A CV shaft on one side of the rear axle and a conventional U-Joint setup on the other side? Check.

Power door locks which require 5 wires to operate? Check.

All lights wired in series so that when one goes out, they all go out? Check.

Not to mention the typical Lucas tomfoolery that they're all hashed together with. It's a wonder these cars work at all.

FYI, don't forget to check the mineral oil level for the brakes. Adding normal DOT 3 brake fluid will kill the lines and everything they're attached to. Leaking, however, is normal.


Title: Re: Lucas Electric Secret Additive
Post by: Gizmo on April 25, 2010, 10:50:02 pm
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Title: Re: Lucas Electric Secret Additive
Post by: dguy on April 26, 2010, 09:34:23 pm
 ;D


Title: Re: Lucas Electric Secret Additive
Post by: aaron88 on April 27, 2010, 12:36:39 am
Nick; that's the best shit I've seen.  Where does one get all these mad skills.......get it?  I said mad skills!