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Title: The Cork Post by: dguy on August 25, 2010, 02:20:18 pm Two dudes are in a locker room taking a shower after their squash game, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his ass.
If you do not mind me saying," stated the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?" I regret I cannot", first guy. "It is permanently stuck in my ass." "I do not understand," said the other. The first guy says, "I was walking along the street and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in Canadian Flag attire with a white beard and cowboy hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Captain Canada, the Genie. I can grant you one wish." I said, "No shit?" Title: Re: The Cork Post by: falcon_ca on August 25, 2010, 09:08:41 pm :D :D :D :D
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