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Title: Blind Man Post by: Boy-z on March 04, 2003, 02:49:23 pm A blind man enter's a ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to the Bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, He yells to the bartender,"Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?
The Bar immediately becomes absolutely quite. In a very deep voice, the woman next to him say's," before you tell that joke, Sir, You should know five things.... 1-THE BARTENDER IS A BLONDE. 2-THE BOUNCER IS A BLONDE. 3-I AM SIX FEET TALK AND HAVE A BLACK BELT IN kARATE. 4-THE WOMAN SITTING NEXT TO ME IS A WEIGHTLIFTER. 5-THE LADY TO YOUR RIGHT IS A BLONDE AND SHE IS A WRESTLER. now think about it seriously, Mister..Do you wanna tell that joke? The blind man thinks about it for a couple of seconds,shakes his head, and say's... "Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. |