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« on: September 23, 2003, 08:38:54 am » |
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A small zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very amourous, and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem: The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of her species
available.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part-time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages.
Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species.
So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution.
Ed was approached with a proposition.
Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?
Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to
think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Ed announced that he would accept
their offer, but only under three conditions.
"First," he said, "I ain't gonna kiss that gorilla."
"Second, you cain't never tell nobody 'bout this."
The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, and asked what was his third condition.
Ed stated, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the
$500."
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