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[dguy]

Today: Remote control used to guide pigeons, Chinese say.  "...the scientists ... can command the pigeons to fly left or right and up or down."

Next week: Car wash owner refuses to comment when questioned as to the possibility of a correlation between remote controlled pigeons, and ten-fold increase in his profit margin.

[FieroBUZZ]

Finally, a medical advancement that will benefit blondes.