thank you, Tide

[fiero308]

Dear Tide,
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my mom told me it was the best.  In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.  My husband started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse as well.  I  tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.  

After a quick trip out, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative!  

I thank you, once again, for a great product.  

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

[A.K.A]

bahahahahahahahahahaha good one man!

[FieroDough]

 

[WillEV]

lmfao!