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WillEV
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« on: December 19, 2003, 05:37:26 pm »

I found this IM conversation on J-body.org some people shouldnt be allowed to work on cars.

BoostedToy: did daniel ever tell you about the @!#$ that keyed his
mustang?
FoWLhEaD9999: no
BoostedToy: have you ever noticed down the side of his mustang
BoostedToy: there is a huge key mark
BoostedToy: some complete f**king retard
BoostedToy: anyhow...this guy is the dumbest f**ker
BoostedToy: tell me if you've ever heard of something THIS stupid
FoWLhEaD9999: i've seen the mark
FoWLhEaD9999: that sucks bad
BoostedToy: he bought a used NOS kit from ebay, and wanted to run like a
50 shot on his corsica that had an engine swap, lol
BoostedToy: well, him and his friend hooked it up and were driving around
spraying and @!#$
BoostedToy: and they were pissed because they couldn't feel any difference
FoWLhEaD9999: lol
BoostedToy: so they re-jetted it for a 75 shot
FoWLhEaD9999: forgot to fill the bottle?
BoostedToy: nope..listen
BoostedToy: it gets worse
FoWLhEaD9999: o god
BoostedToy: it was filled, but it's worse
BoostedToy: lol
BoostedToy: they took the nozzle out to make sure it was spraying , it was
BoostedToy: so they tried it again with a 75 shot and couldn't tell a
difference
BoostedToy: they were like calling people out to race
BoostedToy: lol
FoWLhEaD9999: o @!#$
BoostedToy: they went back home and re-jetted for a 100 shot
BoostedToy: it's still not working..lol
BoostedToy: they put the biggest shot(150 shot) that came with the kit,
and got the bottle filled again and started spraying it
FoWLhEaD9999: did they up the fuel pressure?
FoWLhEaD9999: or not turn the bottle on?
BoostedToy: dude...it gets better
FoWLhEaD9999: o man
BoostedToy: lol
FoWLhEaD9999: ok
FoWLhEaD9999: lol
BoostedToy: he was all happy and proud of that car, they managed to put a
OHC engine from a sunfire in it
BoostedToy: haha
BoostedToy: anyhow
BoostedToy: just adding to the retardedness
BoostedToy: lol
BoostedToy: well...they went around spraying the @!#$ out of that car with
like a 150 shot
FoWLhEaD9999: omg
BoostedToy: lol...they still can't feel anything so they are calling up
the local hot rod shop(bunch of idiots themslves)
BoostedToy: lol...they can't feel the *hit* of the nitrous
BoostedToy: well...they end up going on the interstate and get on the
onramp at the downtown exit in fairmont
BoostedToy: they go up that kinda long hill once you get on I79 southbound
FoWLhEaD9999: ya
BoostedToy: they spray the car for like 1 minute straight
BoostedToy: with a 150 shot
BoostedToy: and they hear a "rattle rattle rattle grindddddd" type sound
and the car shuts off
FoWLhEaD9999: hahahahah
BoostedToy: they had the corsica towed back to his house, where they
called over a few other people to check it out....
BoostedToy: one guy(who wasn't a friend) quickly pointed out "WHAT THE
F**K"
BoostedToy: dude...listen to this...
BoostedToy: they(corsica owner and friend) drilled a hole through the cam
cover ...they were f**king spraying alright..lol....spraying the intake
cam with a f**king 150 shot of N20 and it froze the cam and it snapped
BoostedToy: ROFL
FoWLhEaD9999: lmao
BoostedToy: i'm seriously almost crying laughing right now
BoostedToy: everytime i retell that i lose it
BoostedToy: lol
BoostedToy: have you ever heard of anything that dumb
FoWLhEaD9999: how dumb can ya be
FoWLhEaD9999: that is a CR story



LMFAO! Grin
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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2003, 06:18:42 pm »

Thats F-ing GREAT!!!! Roll Eyes
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« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2004, 07:16:05 pm »

halarious...... Smiley Cheesy Grin
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« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2004, 11:07:27 pm »

I had hear that before, hard to believe, but guess if you watch too much Fast and the Furious.....
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