There's a 12 year old kid dragging a dead frog behind him on a string. He and his dead frog walk to a "sex-retail" house, and he knocks on the door.
The lady of the "sex retail" house answers and says "uhh, can i help you?"
The kid says " I hear you sell sex, and i would like to buy some."
She says "What? you gotta be ten years old kid!"
He says " I'm twelve actually, and i have money " he shows her the 50$ bill.
So she lets him and his dead frog in, and lines all the girls up for him to pick one.
He asks her if any of them had diseases and she says no in a hesitant manner.
He says " What about Amber, I heard she's got nasty diseases" and she admittedly nods her head.
The boy says " I want Amber then." Confused, The lady brings the kid, his dead frog on a string, and dirty Amber to a private room.
7.5 minutes later, the kid drags his dead frog out of the room, heads toward the door, and hands the lady a 50. She has a puzzled look on her face.
She asks " Why did u pick Amber if she has the diseases?"
The kid says " Well, now that i'm infected, i'm gonna go home, and my babysitter likes young boys so she's gonna jump me.....then my dad's gonna drive her home, and jump her bones on the way.......then he's gonna come home and hump my mom........then when my dad leaves for work, my mom's gonna give it to the milk man when he comes over........AND THAT'S THE MEANY THAT RAN OVER MY PET FROG!"
Author