I was at Tim Horton's last night. Saw a bunch of cars all shiny looking with people around. Could not resist! backed my car between 2 shiney ones, feeling damn proud.
Well, didn't notice it was a rice meeting, anything not made in Japan was to be flammed. They chose the wrong guy to make fun of! But an excellent chance to mess with my new MP3 player!
Here is the story: I back in, get out of my car, no sooner my door shuts, some prick with all his friends start mumbling loud enough for me to hear rude comments like P.O.S., American crap, wanna be Ferrari (I kinda liked that one..) ect. they even gather around my car pointing and making rude comments. *Evil Grin* I pull out my JVC remote, aim her right in. Directory 3, song 37! Weird All Parody of ICE ICE BABY entitled RICE RICE BABY, BLASTING!
Get back in the car, I hate to do this, but reved my baby up and droped it. Lit them up real good! Stoped backed up, kewl power windows with tint lowering, my face showing yelll at them with a grin, "You need torque for that!" and sped off again.
Ahhhh! had to vent, I felt damn good after, their jaws were on the floor. I'm sure they dissed me again after I left, but it must of taken them a while to think of something!
Here is the mp3 if you want to hear it.
I'm not one to make fun of people's cars, but don't make fun of mine!
Cheers!
Eric