Ok Tinker, I'll bite

[dguy]

What's this "Prez's landmark" that you've recently taken possession of?  Did you steal the snowmobile that's been parked in front of my garage all winter & I haven't noticed yet? 

[Kevin]

  First of all my profile has been edited for accuracy. I missed that meeting, my apologies.
  Secondly; the motionless Fiero was dislodged from Steve's driveway and deposited into mine seized wheels and all. At one point the tow guy and myself were pushing this thing down the ramp.
  Thirdly; if you want to p!$$ off a tow truck driver get him to pick up a frozen to the ground Fiero with seized wheel bearings.
  Kevin

[dguy]

ha... no need to apologize.    Is this to become James' successor?

On the subject of having fun with tow trucks...  try calling a towing company you've never dealt with before, and mentioning that if they send anything other than a flat bed that you'll be telling the driver to go back from whence he came. 

[GoFast88]

to pick up a frozen to the ground Fiero with seized wheel bearings.
  Kevin

A dolly is so uncivilized to use