Holy crap...
I've run in to old, spoiled fuel before which wouldn't light off in an engine. There was nothing unusual about it to the eye or the nose, but from the perspective of an internal combustion engine it was useless.
Enter a 86 Notchie which has been sitting for a good while, with a seized fuel pump.
Dropped the tank & siphoned the old gas out today. Pump gas has a distinct odour. This... had a distinct stink. Lightly rust-stained, probably includes a decent moisture content, and to the nose.... ack! Pepe Le Pieu would have been proud!
Hopefully I can dilute this crap with fresh stuff and at least burn it off in the lawn mower.... yuck.