Daughter moved back from Hamilton. Dad has to find a car for her. Found a perfectly good Buick, nice and big and safe, rides like a condo. Nope! It's an old man's car. Rejected.
However dad wins in the end. A little pissed after multiple rejections, I found her a 1993 Ford Festiva. It doesn't have a sunroof or it would be a great ashtray on wheels. Hope it passes an etest. God, it sure is scary to drive.