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« on: March 04, 2003, 02:49:23 pm » |
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A blind man enter's a ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to the Bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, He yells to the bartender,"Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?
The Bar immediately becomes absolutely quite. In a very deep voice, the woman next to him say's," before you tell that joke, Sir, You should know five things....
1-THE BARTENDER IS A BLONDE.
2-THE BOUNCER IS A BLONDE.
3-I AM SIX FEET TALK AND HAVE A BLACK BELT IN kARATE.
4-THE WOMAN SITTING NEXT TO ME IS A WEIGHTLIFTER.
5-THE LADY TO YOUR RIGHT IS A BLONDE AND SHE IS A WRESTLER.
now think about it seriously, Mister..Do you wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks about it for a couple of seconds,shakes his head, and say's...
"Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
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